irwiz:

I bet u there are still people out there tryna say 5sos don’t have sex lol

(via hemmoan)

hemmoan:

alright i’m done biting my tongue i’m gonna say it

calum has a nice penis

(via iwantashtonirwin)

tryshard:

but calum and luke would probably sit together in class because of their surnames and michael would be on the other side of the room all pouty and jealous because calum’s his best friend and the weird kid with neon green glasses and flicky hair was trying to take him away

(via bottomcal)